A Week in the Life of Gustavo

"Seems to think that if he fails to write, la migra will find him."--OC Weekly More merriment available at ronmaydon@yahoo.com

domingo, março 09, 2003

A description of Donald Rumsfeld from the greatest website ever...

If Afghanistan was the "Royal Rumble" for this former wrestler, the Bush administration's intense focus has made Iraq into the main event at "Wrestlemania," with the championship belt on the line. Rumsfeld and Saddam even have the kind of history usually reserved for wrestling storylines — once buddies in mayhem, now they're on opposite sides. All he needs is a catch-phrase!

"Can you smel-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l what Iraq is cookin'?"