A Week in the Life of Gustavo

"Seems to think that if he fails to write, la migra will find him."--OC Weekly More merriment available at ronmaydon@yahoo.com

quinta-feira, julho 17, 2003

4,000 Holes in Blackford Lancashire...

Was rather uneventful today. Just ate Islamic Chinese cuisine, played tennis with MS (he won 7-5--lucky bastard), talked with AAS, advised the RP, felt lonely, was used by AC yet again, wrote an article, fell in love then caught myself before I went in too deep, and read a bit.

Yes, today was uneventful.

Now, for some Daily Rotten history!

Jul 15 1869

During war with Prussia, French ruler Napoleon III commissions Hippolye Mege Mouries to find a butter substitute. A patent for margarine is issued, it being based on beef fat instead of milk fat. But even with the tactically superior spread, the war is still lost.

And the news!

So masturbation is actually healthy for you because it prevents prostate cancer.

But wither the restless women?

Fossil of the Loch Ness monster found in Loch Ness.

For cameo by the Loch Ness monster in the Simpsons, click somewhere. Also, remember that the General Sherman's only known photo was that of a silhouette looking much like the famous photo of the Loch Ness.

Why anyone would want to steal a Nazi death camp door is inexplicable.

Creation science fair!

God help us all.