A Week in the Life of Gustavo

"Seems to think that if he fails to write, la migra will find him."--OC Weekly More merriment available at ronmaydon@yahoo.com

quarta-feira, outubro 22, 2003

Funniest moment of the past seven days...

Crashing the party of the Esteemable Rag, everyone drunk off their mind. I've only had a cup of water to drink, yet when Jackie Autrey appears on the big-screen TV at Lucky Strike Bowling Alley in Hollywood/Highland, I immediately yell, "Fuck Jackie Autry!" Downer Downey is shocked--I rarely curse. Yet I launch an expletive-loaded tirade for the next five minutes about what a terrible human being Jackie Autrey is. No one listens--why listen to the ramblings of a drunk, especially one who hasn't a trace of alcohol in their system?